I wish I wasnt female. I wish I didnt have the burden of fertility. I wish I was sterile. Yea. Thats all. Kthnxbye
I wish
I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
all time low began to play with bean bags while pierce the veil was playing, so the boys from ptv began a game of beer pong during all time lows set. I love band pranks
Now all you can do is wait. It must be hard for you, but there is a right time for everything. Like the ebb and flow of tides. No one can do anything to change them. When it is time to wait, you must wait.
— Haruki Murakami/ The Wind Up Bird Chronicle (via vous-trouvez)
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
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